Saturday, January 19, 2008

Beards 101


I bought a beard trimmer today.

To my surprise, the instructions inside were for more than just the trimmer.

It was hard for me to contain my excitement when I discovered a full set of instructions for "Growing A Beard".

I guess this reveals my true ignorance of marketing. I would have thought that someone reading instructions for their new beard trimmer already had a beard. Consequently, some familiarity with the process of "Growing A Beard".

Plus, I stupidly have always thought the only instructions for "Growing A Beard" were - 1. Don't shave.

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