Who is Jimmy Alabama?
Jimmy Alabama is an ex-marine sniper and weapons specialist now working for Greenpeace. He is actively involved in the NRA while simultaneously being passionate about his membership in PETA. Politically, he is known as a liberal Democratic Republican conservative who can be seen supporting the Green party on occasion. His unending battle against global warming is matched only by his loyalty to Ducks Unlimited, and of course, Whitetails Unlimited. His Hummer is easily recognized by the bumper sticker, "No War For Oil".
The truth is, Jimmy Alabama supports every cause and participates in any special offer presented to him by anyone - but especially those people on the sidewalks of Minneapolis who beckon, "Can I have a minute of your time?". Now, all of these people with global causes, political agendas and special offers will be uniformly invited to email Jimmy about "Saving the planet, saving the children, saving the whales, saving gas, ...whatever.
Because any cause is his cause.
Email Jimmy at jimmyalabama@gmail.com
Jimmy Alabama lives.
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